radical wacko

Now here is a theory I can get behind:

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

[Via: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory]