Apr 012003
 

Well, since I’m in a particularly anti-French mood, here’s a joke I just received:

A wealthy businessman bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn’t work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

“Watch this!” he said…”Bach!”

The radio replied, “J.S. or C.P.E.?”

“J.S.!” he continued….and “The Brandenburg Concerti” came from the speakers.

He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he’d say, “Rachmaninoff”, he’d get beautiful romantic music, and if he said, “The Beatles!” he’d get one of theirs.

One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid him.

“ASSHOLE!” he yelled…..

The French National Anthem began to play.

Apr 012003
 

Let us remember this the next time the French get into trouble. When a quarter of the population is hoping for an UK and US defeat, you can hardly consider them allies. I think there should be strong consideration of removing them from NATO and certainly all aid to France should be suspended immediately. The old cliché (oops, sorry, saying) is all the more true: with friends like these, who needs enemies.

However, this does make me pause and think, maybe we are invading the wrong country. France, after all, already possesses the worst kind of weapons of mass destruction, nukes!

Sorry for the poor translation of this, computers are a poor substitute: Full Story

I found this article by way of a fabulous blog called “The Radical”. How appropriate.

Apr 012003
 

Heroic Special Forces Rescue POW!

Good job!!!!

Apr 012003
 

I’ve been wondering about these protestors notions of relevance. First they were laying naked in a field for peace. Now they’re climbing buildings for peace. Can anyone tell me how this resembles constructive dialog? I think I’ll masturbate for war and get drunk for our troops. I think it’ll make a difference.

Apr 012003
 

Here’s the first one of these I’ve heard of: A pro-war TV ad!

Apr 012003
 

Here is a very well reasoned, and unlike my diatribes, calm explanation of the behavior of the French.

Apr 012003
 

Holy Fu**ing S**t, the Post Office turns a profit!!!!!!!

Apr 012003
 

Well it’s here again. Today the Supreme Court is hearing whether race based admission practices are racist because they take race into consideration. Boy, I don’t know how they could come to that conclusion. Come on guys, lets stand up for equal protection under the law!

Apr 012003
 

This may be the most worrisome story so far about the war’s progress. The supply line may very well be running more thin than we think. Come on military, get the boys some smokes. Political correctness and war don’t match.

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